How to stop a crying baby

Once upon a time there was a knight named Ethan and another knight named Daddy. And there was a princess named Lucy and a princess named Mommy. Three bad witches came along and, good thing there were four of us, so we defeated them. Amen
This morning, on our way to Grandma's, Lucy was in an extremely cranky mood and was crying in her car seat. Her wonderful big brother took on the task of calming her down. Her tried telling her we were close to our destination, her tried singing a song. Then, he started telling her stories, all of them integrating their names.all of them ending in "Amen." It worked! She stopped crying and listened to his stories. He's the best brother!

That's right, Twister!! Party at the Lockhart's!

Best brother ever, what are you putting in your sister's pants?

It's ok mom, it's just socks!